Welcome everybody, to Loud and Entitled Anonymous, the place for people who want to —

SHUT UP ALREADY AND LET ME TALK.  MY NAME IS JERRY AND IF SOMEONE DOESN’T GIVE ME A SANDWICH RIGHT NOW, I CAN’T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT I–

SIT DOWN JERRY.  I’M TALKING NOW.  HI MY NAME IS MADISON AND OBVIOUSLY I’M THE PRETTIEST ONE IN THE ROOM, SO I’M GOING TO CHOOSE ONE OF YOU GUYS, AND WHOEVER I CHOOSE IS JUST GOING TO COME WITH ME RIGHT NOW, AND–

HI I’M KEITH AND I CAN’T WAIT FOR THIS BULLSHIT SPEECH TO END.  I NEED SOMEONE TO READ MY BOOK AND GIVE ME NOTES ON IT.  I’VE GOT A SIGN-UP SHEET BECAUSE I KNOW YOU’RE ALL GOING TO BE TOTALLY INTO IT, SO–

SIT DOWN, KEITH. HI I’M BARB AND IF SOMEONE COULD JUST GIVE ME SOME MONEY, THANKS. I’LL BE OUT BY THE WATER FOUNTAIN BUT GIVE ME A MINUTE BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE PEOPLE TO CROWD ME WHILE I’M TRYING TO DRINK-

SHUT UP BARB, NOBODY CARES. I’M SAM. I GREW UP IN A HOUSEHOLD WHERE WE HAD TO WRESTLE EACH OTHER FOR FOOD. 8 BROTHERS, 3 SISTERS. AND I LIKED IT. SO WHEN SOMEONE THINKS THEY CAN JUST GO TO THE WATER FOUNTAIN AND SUDDENLY A WAD OF MONEY IS GOING  TO FALL FROM THE–

I WONDER IF SOMEONE WOULD BE WILLING TO PROOF MY RESUME.  ACTUALLY I’M WONDERING IF ONE OF YOU COULD WRITE THE WHOLE THING, THANKS—I’LL BE IN THE BAR.

YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK. SO I’M GOING TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, EVEN THOUGH I DON’T HAVE INSURANCE.  SOMEONE WILL PAY FOR IT, BUT IT’S NOT GONNA BE ME.  AND IF I DON’T GET SEEN RIGHT AWAY I’M GONNA START SCREAMING.  MY NAME IS JACK.

Thank you Jack, and thank you everyone for sharing.  I think we made a lot of good progress here, and we’ll see you next week.

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