[What’s on your mind?]gratitude

You guys, the sunshine is just streaming in my window and I am so so grateful to have the most wonderful friends in the whole entire universe– you guys are so awesome and you make me so happy every single day!  Oh my god!  Of course I have about 465 friends on Facebook, and this only applies to about 30 to 50  of you, because probably 200 of you are just acquaintances (hi guys!) and a bunch of you are “work friends” or something, which I should probably deal with on Google + instead of here, with their circles and whatnot, but oh well!  Too late!  So if you’re one of those acquaintances or “work friends” I just mentioned, and you weren’t at that FUCKING AMAZING backyard barbeque party that Keith threw, with the bikini badminton and the pool bingo and eventually the bonfire/ghost story/confessional cryfest and all the crazy weird drinks we had and OH MY GOD my friends are SO FUNNY AND TALENTED I just want to SCREAM, and if you were there, you know what I mean, and if you weren’t then you probably saw the pictures anyway, so you probably understand what I mean when I say I have the BEST FRIENDS IN THE FUCKING WORLD.  I mean look at them. You can probably imagine.  They’re the best.  THE BEST.

Okay this is a really long status update, and normally I wouldn’t go into a second paragraph, but today is different because I feel so much happiness and gratitude just streaming out of the tips of my fingers that I can’t not go on.  You know?  So thank you SO SO MUCH you guys, especially Emma and Xenia, who were so kind as to bring that organic chestnut/arugula/chickpea/baby beet salad, even after they ran that MegaWomyn 45K in the morning– YOU GUYS ROCK!!!  I so can’t wait to start up with your Kick Yr Ass Boot Camp drill class again in May!  You guys inspire me so so much and I can’t even express to you how much you mean to me so I’ll just say that I’m crying right now as I write this, and for those of you guys who don’t know Emma and Xenia, which is probably most of you, let me just say that you are MISSING OUT because these ladies are the SHIT, and they have stood behind me so many times when things got hard that I’m starting to feel like I have six legs, you know? BUT I DON’T and that’s just how awesome of friends we are.  Plus they’re FUNNY AS SHIT and TOTAL PROOF that women can be both FUNNY AND BEAUTIFUL, and also KICK YOUR ASS at boot camp class and be your TOTAL BEST FRIEND(S) 4 LYFE WHILE HAVING GIANT BOOBS AND  GENERALLY ROCKING BODS AND YET  THOSE THINGS DO NOT MATTER AT ALL, IN FACT THEY ARE  SECONDARY CHARACTERISTICS BECAUSE EMMA AND XENIA ARE SO SO SMART AND SO SO FUNNY SO WHO CARES IF THEY CAN ROCK A BALL GOWN WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE IT!, OR WEAR THAT HALTER TOP COMBO ALMOST EVERY DAY WHERE I CAN SEE SIDE BOOBS!!!  CARPE DIEM!!!!  SQUEEEEEE!!!!!

Hang on did someone just unfriend me?  I think someone just unfriended me.  Who was it?  Come on.  Why can’t you say it to my face? Does anybody know who did that?  Seriously I am going to find out who just unfriended me, and hear me now: Whoever you are I am going to come over to your coffeeshop where you’re probably working on a memoir or something and I will shut your MacBook Air (not gently, either), and I will  kill you with an axe, do you hear me? AN AXE!!!  I will slice your head off and make it wait in line for the ladies’ room!  I am not even kidding!!! You’re so immature!!!

But I’m not going to engage with the negativity. I’m a positive person and as a positive person I shut out and shun people who are angry and upset because I can’t let negativity get me down.  My cup isn’t half full– it’s overflowing ALL THE TIME.

Seriously who unfriended me? I bet I know who it is. And she’s a bitch so good riddance.

 

 

mean, or maybe sad and it’s coming out as anger but I don’t care

 

 

 

 

Anyway did I mention that I am so so so grateful for my family?  Oh my gosh.  It just doesn’t get any better, does it? No it does not.  Because it can’t.  How could it?  It wouldn’t.  Here’s another picture of my six adorable children and my hot hot husband Pete, who a lot of you know, especially if you were at that barbeque the other day where he was making those amazing margaritas with his shirt off (wowza, right?) and I am just SO GRATEFUL for the–

Wait a second.  Is that right?  Did I just see that right?  It’s supposed to snow on– wait.  That can’t be right.  It’s May.  It can’t be–

Oh my god.  Oh my god…..  no, shut up.  Shut up.  DON’T EVEN… I can’t.  No.  NO.

 

 

 

I hate all of you.  Don’t talk to me.

 

 

 

 

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