Go go go go go go move it move  it push it push it wheeeeeeeeee!

Yesss.

Swim swim swim swim swim swim flip it kick it fast fast fast fast ready jump–

Wheeeeeee!

Ungh.  Landing.  Go go go go go go kick it move it push it kick kick kick kick—ready jump—

Aaaaaaaaaaa!

(SPLASH)

George Washington was the first president of the United States and a squared plus b squared equals c squared and certain types of animals reproduce by different strategies–k strategists or r strategists, depending on how much energy they’ve got and—push it!

Wheeee!

(SPLASH)

The black keys on a piano are weird and it is time for me to learn how to repair bicycles and there are lots of flowers that depend utterly on bees for pollination purposes and yet they are not considered co-dependent but I wonder how they feel about that and what is it exactly that holds up elevators, and why do we trust that?  Is it just a rope?  Go go go go go go push–

Wheeee!

(SPLASH)

Remember when I wrote that really pretentious  paper for history class and I tried to weave in  Hegelian philosophy when actually I didn’t even know anything about it?  Man.  Kick kick kick kick kick.  The curse of the dolphin is being smart and it’s time to be dumb.  Je t’aime mon amour I bet you didn’t know I speak French, too, did you!  Go go go!

Wheeeee!

(SPLASH)

Well I’ve had it.  From now on my brain is on vacation.  Fuck it.  Yeah that’s right.  I speak English too, and even the bad words.  Fuck it fuck it fuck it. Yesss!!!!!  Hey.  Here comes a kayak.  I am going to really freak them out.  Uno, dos, tres–

Wheeeee!

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