1. Speed up and then apply brakes forcefully.
2. Always park here and please never move your car.
3 . Look out for the old person on a bike with a dog on a leash.
4. Children driving.
5. Unlimited parking in the middle of the street.
6. Enjoy this pothole.
7. Unbuckle your seat belt for the next 7 miles.
That is all for now, although depending on what happens with the stimulus package, there may be more.
The People Who Care at the National Bureau of Street Signs.