Due to the economy, the National Bureau of Street Signs has discontinued production of the following street signs until further notice:

1.  Speed up and then apply brakes forcefully.

2.  Always park here and please never move your car.

3 .  Look out for the old person on a bike with a dog on a leash.

4.  Children driving.

5. Unlimited parking in the middle of the street.

6.  Enjoy this pothole.

7.   Unbuckle your seat belt for the next 7 miles.

That is all for now, although depending on what happens with the stimulus package, there may be more.


The People Who Care at the National Bureau of Street Signs.