awkward conversation #1

So…

Yep.

Parties, huh.

Yep.  That’s for sure.

(A BEAT)

Good punch though.

Pretty good, yeah.  I like the orange slices. 

Yeah, me too.

I like to bite the flesh off in my mouth and spit out the rind into my hand. 

Yeah, me too.  I guess I like that too.

(A BEAT)

My name’s Larry.

Hi Larry.

(A BEAT)

What’s yours?

Who wants to know?

Um.  Just me.  I guess.

Jerry.

Hi Jerry.

Yo.

(A BEAT)

Who do you know here?

Me?  No one.

Me neither.

Huh.  Well I guess we know each other though, don’t we?

You don’t know me.   Nobody knows me. 

(A BEAT)

Okay then.

(A BEAT)

Good punch, though.

Yeah, pretty good.   Makes you gotta run to the john though.  Where is it?

Over there.

Over there?

Yeah.

Okay.  Bye.

Bye.

THE END

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